================================================ Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] Just want to... From: "Lee Reed" To: Date: Wed 25 Dec 2002 02:16:33 -0500 ================================================ only you, joe, only you.... i think you need to apply to write a daily/weekly column in your local newspaper, and move up from there...your wit is most definitely appreciated here, i think you should share it with the world! that said, happy holidays to you and yours! Lee >From: "Joe Earles" >Reply-To: The New Improved Less Lame List >To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" >Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] Just want to... >Date: Tue, 24 Dec 2002 22:42:03 -0500 > >And in the spirit of the season, two heartfelt songs of Christmas joy: > >Merry Christmas, If That's Okay >Joel Hodgson/Mike Nelson > >Let us all now sing our praises to the Lord today! >Although you may not share our beliefs system >Which is perfectly OKAY > >Maybe you worship an abstract being that is kind of vague >Or maybe you just worship a guy who's name is Greg > >Perhaps your religion doesn't include a time called 'Lent' >But whatever your religion is, we support you 100 percent! > >So sit around the fire >And have a chestnut roast >Or raise a glass in toast >To Happy Days' Donnie Most! > >But if you prefer to eat Indian food on Christmas Day >I can only shrug my shoulders and say "Namaste" > >Personally I prefer >Turkey, gravy and salad >But let's never forget >All cultures are valid! > >So let's have peace on earth and cut out all the bull. (Moooooooo!) >Let's have a holiday season that's multi-cultural. >If there's one point we'd like to make >With this festive holiday song >It's that Christmas comes >Just once a year >So for a few days >For crying out loud! >Can we all just get along?!? > > > >Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas >Mike Nelson > >Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in. >We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin. >And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing. >We'll decorate a barstool and gather round and sing. > >Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year! >Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear! > >It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my ba-ha-haar >I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car! >I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till. >I think that that right jolly old elf had better make out his will ohh! > >Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all. >And this can be the haziest...this can be the laziest... >This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them ALL! >To submit your profile, visit: >http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp >To view List member Profiles, visit: >http://www.creedlisters.com _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 3 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus&xAPID=42&PS=47575&PI=7324&DI=7474&SU= http://www.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg&HL=1216hotmailtaglines_eliminateviruses_3mf To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm To submit your profile, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp To view List member Profiles, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com